Napoleon Dynamite: I already get my hair cut at the Cuttin' Corral. He is an exceptionally awkward teenage boy who has […] This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff. Everyone has seen the hit movie, Napoleon Dynamite, at least once! Nylon Polymer (tupperware) 300. Deb: ... And here we have some boondoggle key chains. Pedro: Vote for me, and all your wildest dreams will come true. Kip: Geez. And I'm calling to let you know I think you're a shallow friend. Napoleon Dynamite: It's a piece of crap it doesn't work! Apr 4, 2012 - Napoleon Dynamite. To use as ringtone on your iPhone open the m4r audio file with iTunes and it will automatically be put in the "Ringtones" folder. Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko! Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache. Napoleon Dynamite: A liger. I don't understand... they say you're not allowed to have pinatas that look like real people, but in Mexico, we do it all the time. Pink . Well, you have a sweet bike. Turn it off! Good luck! Napoleon: [lying] Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home. Ah geez! Randy: Hey, give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop. Take it back! I would make a great class president because I promise to put two new pop machines in the cafeteria, and I'm also gonna get a glitter Bonne Bell dispenser for all the girls' bathrooms. Napoleon Dynamite: Dang! Pedro: Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out... and give it to her for like a gift or something. Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up. Napoleon Dynamite: buildacake.m4r (273 K) To download as a ringtone put the URL below into your cell phone's browser: (Not all cell phones support this feature.) Napoleon Dynamite: What ever I feel like today Gosh! I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys. Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. I'm out makin' some sweet moola with Uncle Rico. It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. Napoleon Dynamite says: Pedro: I think Ill build her a cake Pedro says: Build her a cake or something. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Summer: Well, I never thought I would make it here today. Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner! [Napoleon, Kip, and Uncle Rico watching Uncle Rico's video of himself throwing footballs]. A Napoleon cake is a Russian/Ukranian cake, often served at weddings. Uncle Rico: It's a free country, Napoleon. View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 2020 Clear Vinyl Vinyl release of Napoleon Dynamite (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) on Discogs. ... Napoleon Dynamite took this girl out to the dance. Thanks Deb. Deb: Okay, turn you head on more of a slant... Deb: Now, make a fist. Uncle Rico: How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains? Add Caption. Napoleon: My woman I'm taking to the dance. D-Qwon: All right then, let's get started! Food. ... Napoleon Dynamite Liger Gender Change. in Photos. Not me. I don't know. Napoleon: Are you guys are, like, ... Napoleon: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you. Geez, I think you ripped my mole off. in Blog Post. Notes: My photos are for a double size of this cake. Napoleon — Jon Heder and Efren Ramirez, Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Tags: Napoleon Dynamite, something, cake, her, build, heck, summer, over, girl I know she has, like, five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon: I'm just gonna go get my ID. Kip: Because she doesn't NEED any, that's why! Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious. Sixteen years after the premiere of the cult classic "Napoleon Dynamite", the cast is coming back together. Movies. Napoleon Dynamite: No. Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds! Flashcards. Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! You don't even know. Napoleon Dynamite: Hey, is that a new kid or something? Rex: I'm Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system! Uncle Rico: Let me tell you about something. Lv 6. I wanted to make a cake that my mom used to make when I was little. It made its debut at the Sundance Film Festival in January 2004 and was released to theaters in June 2004. This Easy Napoleon Cake consists of rich custard and puff pastry cake base. Napoleon: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up! See, with me it will be summer all year long. 'Napoleon, give me some of your tots.' Search, discover and share your favorite Napoleon Dynamite GIFs. 500. [he's making nachos]. Napoleon Dynamite: What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? Kip and Uncle Rico were out trying to sell these. Uncle Rico: [talking about the breast enhancers] Why don't you sell some to your girlfriend. Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap! [from outside the home, we hear Rico drop the pans, and commotion as Rex teaches him a lesson, and Rico yelping in pain]. Ask Question + 100. Napoleon: [outside, scratching ticket] Yes! You won’t believe how quick and easy it is to make! Napoleon: It's pretty much my favorite animal. Uncle Rico: I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds! Don: Did you just say something about my mom? Source(s): https://shrinke.im/a0OGA. jmhall97. After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the reflexes of a PUMA, and the wisdom of a man. Napoleon — Jon Heder and Efren Ramirez, Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Tags: Napoleon Dynamite, something, cake, her, build, heck, summer, over, girl Kip: Why do you love me? She's at a friend's house, right now. Uncle Rico: Ha ha! What are you gonna wear? Napoleon Dynamite : I already made like infinity of those at scout camp. Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything. View Quote. I forgot to put in the crystals. Stop! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro: I think Ill build her a cake, Napoleon Dynamite: Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner. Napoleon: Deb just called me. [Randy kicks Napoleon's pants pocket, ruining the tater tots]. I made, like, 75 bucks today. Vern: What are you going to do today, Napoleon? Why don't you see if you can give that a tear. And then Pedro shows up. Napoleon Dynamite: I can make that much money in five seconds! Copyright © Fandango. Saved by Renee & Jason McMillan (Mostly Renee) Cake Quotes Party Quotes Napoleon Dynamite Cool Christmas Trees Christmas Mom Toddler Muffins Party Table Centerpieces Half Birthday Amigurumi. I'd take state. He pounds his fist into his other hand] Come here, boy! Uncle Rico: All right, you just start a little earlier, that's all. He is nipple number five. Sour. Napoleon: No. Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh. Don't! Kip: [in the background] Your mom goes to college! Napoleon Dynamite has since built up a clique following. Stay home and eat all the freakin chips Kip! I'll tell you something, I'd be throwing you out the window. Sweet. Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made. Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! It’s made with many (10!) Napoleon Dynamite: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now. 10 Hilarious Napoleon Dynamite Memes That'll Make You Want To Rewatch the Movie. Napoleon Dynamite: Have you guys tried it yet? I don't know, build her a cake or something. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. Then sync your phone. Napoleon Dynamite. It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. Menu. Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER! [Napoleon offers him a boondoggle key-chain]. I can do whatever I want. Napoleon Dynamite: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. Rex: [Grabs a hold of his stars and stripes parachute pants] Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. That's ten dollars! Kip: C'mon, let's see what your best move is... [After Napoleon tries and fails to hit Kip a few times, the doorbell rings], Napoleon: I'll go get it. Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. [chomps into a tater tot]. Deb: I could wrap you in some foam, or something billowy? Ow! Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap! A must-have for this season's fashion. Build her a cake or something. Then sync your phone. Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right? And get some Pampers for you and your brother while you're at it. I first watched this quirky movie probably ten years ago. Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? I didn't get to eat anything today. Always and forever. Kip and Uncle Rico were out trying to sell these. I'm trying to earn money for college. You picked a good one! Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. He drives over it and it explodes from the weight]. Napoleon: Since when, Kip? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! Deb: Are they still letting you run for president? The Napoleon Dynamite original soundtrack is the soundtrack to the 2004 comedy film, Napoleon Dynamite.It featured the original score, dialogue, and other artists' songs. Napoleon. What is the word "build"? Dang it, Napoleon! Make yourself a dang quesadilla! Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here? It made its debut at the Sundance Film Festival in January 2004 and was released to theaters in June 2004. I'd vote for you. Ow. Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons? Trisha: (Trisha's dad) "What's what in my driveway?". It kills! I'd vote for you. Did you wet the bed last night? The Steak. Napoleon Dynamite: Kip bring me my Chapstick! Napoleon Dynamite came out of nowhere and became a huge cult hit. Is there anyone else here? Write. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her. [Scene continues after Rex Kwon Do TV ad Kip's watching]. [talking about the school-president election]. Uncle Rico: Oh, that's fine, that's fine. But do you feel comfortable with me? Pedro: Build her a cake or something. They wouldn't sell me one. Napoleon spends his days drawing mythical beasts; duking it out with his brother Kip and avoiding his scheming Uncle Rico. in Forum. With Napoleon's help, he runs for class president, and wins. [Slaps Kip in the face while he's not looking]. 10 Hilarious Napoleon Dynamite Memes That'll Make You Want To Rewatch the Movie. in Recipe. Napoleon was filmed in the summer of 2003 in and around Preston, Idaho. Uncle Rico: It's a free country. You have the worst reflexes of all time. Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec? Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! Napoleon Dynamite. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. Napoleon Dynamite: Just like a silk shirt or something. I see you're drinking one percent. Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. Here are some Napoleon Dynamite quotes items I have now: Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes ! [done flash-backing] I don't want anyone to see. View Quote. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon: Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?! Really? Trisha. Napoleon Dynamite: My woman I'm taking to the dance. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Deb: Is there anyone else here? Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you? Napoleon Dynamite: I like your sleeves. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache. Geez, I think you ripped my mole off. [Don scoffs and starts to walk away] Hey, Don. [Napoleon has snuck tator tots out of the lunch room and is eating them during class out of his pants pocket]. Dave: Hey, Napoleon. Lance: [Even more ashamed, looking down at the table] Can't... Uncle Rico: Now, if you guys decide to invest in the twenty four piece set, I'm going to throw in a little gift. Is that what you're trying to do. She gets kinda pissed at me sometimes 'cause I'm on there so long. The worst day of my life. Napoleon Dynamite: [while hitch-hiking] So are you guys like Pedro's cousins with all the sweet hookups? Kip . Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? Napoleon: The worst day of my life, what do you think? [Uncle Rico pictures it and give a gleaming look at the camera]. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. You know, I think I'm just gonna get me one of them lotto tickets. Napoleon: I could make that much money in 5 seconds! Blue . And you're really good at hooking up with chicks. Napoleon Dynamite: So, we're pretty much friends by now, right? Now is the time to find out! I'll build her a cake or something. 300. How the heck are you gonna do that? Directed by Jared Hess. Forget about it! Napoleon Dynamite : [Napoleon takes the photo and looks at it] This is a girl. Besides, we both know that I'm training to become a cage fighter. Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you. Label: Lakeshore Records - LKS35217 • Format: 2x, Vinyl LP, Album, Limited Edition, Reissue Clear Vinyl • Country: US • Genre: Electronic, Rock, Stage & Screen • Style: Soundtrack, Indie Rock, Disco, Lounge, New Wave, Electro, Downtempo Napoleon Dynamite: What's Grandma doing at the flippin' sand dunes!? It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. Napoleon Dynamite: 92.5%: I don't know, build her a cake or something. Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. Napoleon: I'm votin' for Pedro Sanchez, who do you think? Grandma: damnit napoleon make your self a dang quesadilla! Lafawnduh: I'm waiting for Kip. You have the worst reflexes of all time. [dramatically turns his head and takes a swig of Gatorade]. Napoleon Dynamite: Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Kip: Is there some kind of vest that I can wear? What's Grandma doing at the flippin' sand dunes!? "Summer Wheatly? Napoleon Dynamite: [speaking to Pedro and Deb] Are you guys having a killer time? Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Don: Hey, Napoleon. Deb: And here we have some boondoggle keychains. Napoleon Dynamite I made this for my sister's B-Day. Pedro: That girl over there. Napoleon: This is pretty much the worst video ever made. "_____ her a cake or something." You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. [The Cashier looks at Pedro's mustache, then sells him a ticket.]. I don't sell lotto tickets to minors. Deb: Napoleon: I already made like affinity [sic] of those at scout camp. Does that cost money every time you're on, like, for minutes on the phone? I made, like, 75 bucks today. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. No doubt in my mind. Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. Please note that the questions are not in chronological order of the movie. Plus you're like the only guy at school who has a mustache. Why do you love me? Napoleon Dynamite: [Cut to Pedro jumping] You got like three feet of air that time. Deb: I'm trying to earn money for college. You can't really see the the saying I put all around the cake 2004's Napoleon Dynamite is a true "lightning in a bottle" success. Are you? Quotes will be submitted for approval by the RT staff. Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me? Talk to your Auntie Carolyn. He is portrayed by Efren Ramirez. "Who are you gonna ask?" They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Uncle Rico: Poor kid. Uncle Rico: [He reaches under the table and pulls out a miniature sailboat model] Bet you folks don't have one of these, now do yah? Napoleon Dynamite - Pedro's Cake Hubby took this cake to work. Grandma just called. Created ... Make a cake for the girl you want to go with. Napoleon Dynamite: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up! Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right? -----Napoleon Dynamite : You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. Napoleon was filmed in the summer of 2003 in and around Preston, Idaho. Pedro: Well, what are you going to wear to the dance? Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. 0 0. Napoleon Dynamite: [Using the time machine, which is an electric probe between his legs] Ow! Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon had to eat these foods at the chicken farm. I love coming up with cheesy quotes from shows and movies to put in cards and emails. Napoleon Dynamite: Napoleon Dynamite. Kip: I'm really busy right now. Uncle Rico: [from inside Trisha's house, hard at work] Well, hey, Napoleon... Napoleon's m'nephew. There's Kip, Napoleon's geek brother who's searching for love. Forget about it. Don't worry Napoleon, I'm sure there's a babe out there for you too. I see your drinking 1%. Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike. It was released on October 5, 2004, by Lakeshore Records.. Is that cause you think you're fat? Plus you're, like, the only guy at school who has a mustache. Napoleon Dynamite was an especially apt choice since the movie was released in 2004…the year Hezekiah was born.. Hezekiah watched Napoleon Dynamite at a friend’s house a few months ago and loved it. Starla: [stops reading the 'Bust Must' testimonial] I don't feel comfortable reading this. It was the cake Pedro had at his Class President party at the very end... in Photos. A quote can be a single line from one character or a memorable dialog between several characters. Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon sits down with Pedro at lunch] Where have you been? Napoleon: Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT. Yes! Kip Dynamite: 92.1%: And here we have some boondoggle key chains. Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. I don't need herbal enhancers to feel good about myself. Gosh! Napoleon: Yeah, right, I'm not voting for her. Kip: Geez, yeah right, Napoleon. Kip: She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. Napoleon Dynamite: Is that what you're trying to do. Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said. Gosh! Yeah right, Napoleon. Napoleon: Dang! You can't really see the the saying I put all around the cake. We all memorize the phrases, watch the scenes, and imitate the voices. Napoleon Dynamite: What kind of bike do you have? Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to toss a pigskin a quarter mile. [As they fight over the bike, Pedro's cousins pull up in their low-rider. napoleon dynamite. Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? I have a chat room meeting at 4:00. No more flying solo. [Don hands Napoleon a "Vote 4 Summer" button; Napoleon throws it at the wall, stares at Don, then runs away.]. Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro: I think Ill build her a cake. "That girl over there." See more ideas about napoleon dynamite, napoleon, dynamite. SHOPPING. I'd have to rewatch that scene. Deb: Don't lie, Napoleon. Uncle Rico: Anyway uh... so we still feelin' pretty good about this, uh, 32-piece set, here? Pedro: Well, when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. Napoleon Dynamite: Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner. Kip: Dang it! Napoleon Dynamite says: Tina you fat lard, come get some dinner Doesn't know she could drink whole milk if she wanted to. Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. 'Cause you're not. Uncle Rico: Let me tell you about something. Napoleon Dynamite: Because my uncle Rico's an IDIOT. Did you take a dump in your bed last night? Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? Uncle Rico: Let me tell you something Napoleon while your out their playing Patty cake with your friend Pedro, your uncle Rico make hundred and twenty bucks. But when the filming for Napoleon Dynamite was complete, Jon was paid $1000. [Uncle Rico is standing in the hall, leaning over in pain and looking disappointed]. That little guy right there. Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Pedro: Yes. While you're out there playing patty cake with your friend Pedro, your Uncle Rico is makin' 120 bucks. Pedro. "Build her a cake or something." It's probably my favorite animal. Napoleon: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up! I don't even have any good skills. [bumps into cooler] [outside, to Pedro] Gosh! Please make your quotes accurate. It's a free country, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: I don't even have any skills. Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner. Well, Napoleon says that he’s drawing his favorite animal, “el legre,” which is “medio león, medio tigre.” Napoleon: Yes, like 50 of 'em! Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Might as well do somethin' while you're doing nothin'. It is quite likely that you will not only find them stupid, but very likable. Deb: What’s a liger? "That girl over there." [Uncle Rico puts his fist down, then swats a fly]. It may seem complicated, but the result is something special. Deb: Well, maybe you'd be interested in some home-woven handicrafts? ... Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro: I think Ill build her a cake. I'm freakin' starved. Napoleon Dynamite: I could make that much money in five seconds! I think you're bruisin' my neck meat! I told you! Not unless she likes fish. She pretty much hates me by now. Napoleon: I could make that much money in 5 seconds! Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, eat your dinner! Napoleon Dynamite: Kip bring me my Chapstick! Brown. Napoleon Dynamite: [Napoleon, who's been watching, walks up to the kid] How's your neck? Napoleon: I told you! I've been takin' care of him while his grandma's in the hospital. Napoleon Dynamite: Tina come get dome food you at lard. Uncle Rico: How much do you want to bet I can throw this football over them mountains? Here are some great quotes for you to enjoy. Napoleon: [drinks second glass of milk] This tastes like the cow got into an onion patch. Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to the dance] Who are you gonna ask? Tina, eat. Pedro. Pedro: If I win, you can be my secretary or something. He still wets the bed and everything. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic. 'Geez, I think you ripped my mole off.' Napoleon Dynamite: It's a liger. Napoleon: No, she doesn't know anything... Will you just come get me? Can you bring me my chapstick? A must-have for this season's fashion. Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse? Slowly ease it up underneath your chin. I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like nunchuck skills, bo hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Napoleon: 'Cause I didn't have a freakin' choice. 1 Creation 2 Personality 3 Background 4 Memorable Quotes In Peluca, there are 2 characters named Gail and Pedro. Napoleon: I wish I could grow one. Why are you so sweaty? With Jon Heder, Efren Ramirez, Jon Gries, Aaron Ruell. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina. We bought it online. Uncle Rico: Napoleon, it looks like you don't have a job. Sort: Relevant Newest # happy # dancing # yes # excited # victory # bird # napoleon dynamite # jon heder # happy hands club # dance # dancing # napoleon dynamite Spell. You could even tint the recipe with a little brown icing color before shaping them. It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic. Pedro: The one that left all that crap on your porch. (Also notices the Flag of Mexico on the back of the seat) You ever take it off any sweet jumps? Pedro: Deb has something for me. 1, Cholo #2: [drive up in their low-rider convertible, that has "Vote 4 Pedro" painted on the door. Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner. in Blog Post. 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